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The Girl
I am a Canadian girl. I travel/write/eat/play lots. I am still figuring out where to go from here. I keep my Bescherelle close. I have unhealthy obsessions with chocolate, commas, carousels and alliteration.
Apollo-Willing
I am currently a student at the University of Ottawa majoring in English with a minor in Political Science, and an unofficial minor in Arabic (and procrastination!). I am on text-alert for cabinet appointments and the invasions of small- to medium-sized countries, and on Mondays I read Shakespeare. Needless to say, it's pretty freaking awesome.
She
Loves: Ballet. Adam Lambert. Books. (all there is to it)

Hates: The word hate. Smoking. Blisters. Horrible people. McDonalds. Bad music. Uncomfortable underwear. Awkward writing. Incompetent teachers. American spelling. Squash (the vegetable). People who hate more things than they love. Hypocrites.
Testimony

Just to clear the deck, I own no monkeys.

I am a tree-hugging, globe-trotting, loud-singing, snow-eating, arabesque-doing, shakespeare-quoting, summer-living, fast-typing, impulse-buying, accent-using, procrastinating, english-french-arabic-and-swahili-speaking, music-listening, secretly-sparkling, nutella-addicted, pony-hugging, running-into-things, grammar-obsessing, non-fiction, rain-dancing, toga-sporting, fly-swatting, swash-buckling, late-night-writing, bonfire-loving, nalgene-toting, internetting, muffin-eating, holy imelda, bench-sitting, indecisively crazy-arse girl.
And I wanna hold your hand <3

Writing journal @ knight_ofcollin, acting project @ prismtheatre, podfic profject @ longcarrides. I live at ontd_ai. shoebox_project moodtheme by ignited. Journal layout by thefulcrum. Userinfo Banner by dusty_memories (Horse).
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Quotes

"All stories are true. Some just never happened." -Neil Gaiman

"It's all witticisms until someone loses an eye." -shoebox_project

"The grass is not, in fact, greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be." -Robert Fulgham

"I am part of all I have read." -John Kieran

"But in this, I’m a raincloud – Ours is a story kind of love." -U2, The Sweetest Thing

"I want a sign. On one side, it will say 'Cite Your Source,' and on the other, 'Prove Your Work.' And I will go to places where people are expounding on things they have no personal experience with and I will hold it up, silently, a single beacon of reason in a world of Well It Stands To Reason, I Heard The Other Day, and Everyone Knows That." -lookingforwater

"If you want to write, if you want to create, you must be the most sublime fool that God ever turned out and sent rambling. You must write every single day of your life. You must read dreadful dumb books and glorious books, and let them wrestle in beautiful fights inside your head, vulgar one moment, brilliant the next. You must lurk in libraries and climb the stacks like ladders to sniff books like perfumes and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads. I wish you a wrestling match with your Creative Muse that will last a lifetime. I wish craziness and foolishness, and madness upon you. May you live with hysteria, and out of it make fine stories--science fiction or otherwise. Which finally means may you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. And out of that love, remake a world." -Ray Bradbury

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DISCLAIMERS FROM THE HUDDLED (yearning) MASSES:

"This journal is crack for the meme-addicted." (jessica_june)
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"You + The Crazy = OTP" (laliandra)
"Editor my editor!" (laliandra)
"ECONOMICS DRIVES US ALL TO DRINK." (laliandra)
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"SEXY TIMES ooooh dude you know that if this were the US teen flick version of your life, you'd so get together in the end with your leading man lol ;DD" (kaiserkuchen)
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"THANK YOU SO MUCH, I NEEDED LIKE THAT LIKE I NEEDED A PUNCH IN THE FACE." (apple_scruffer, the calm-n-cool Andypants to my liberally-outraged Keef)
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"You read the best books!" (jorajo)
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"YOUR LOVE FOR PLAID IS VERY CHARMING AND CUTE <3" (omnipresentdmat)
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"CANADA IS ADORABLE" (fegie)
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a midsummer night's dream, a very potter musical, accents, acting, acting like garfield on a monday, adam lambert, adorable maasai warriors, africa, afternoon tea, anderpony, arabic, archie comics, aristotle, arriving an hour early, audiobooks, avenue q, ballet, being prime minister, belgium, ben and jerrys, big damn heroes, black cats, blueberry scones with honey, bouviers, canada, canoe trips, cbc, cereal for dinner, change you can fucking believe in, christmas lights, cj cregg, cookies before math, craig kielburger, crumpets, dancing paul rudd, darren criss, daydreaming, decolonization, did someone say draco malfoy, doing things for people, elaborate salads, engineers without borders, fangirling ballet dancers, football(aka soccer), fountains, free the children, frequent creative chokeholds, gaelic, giving bisous, granger danger, hippogriffs, history, horses, inside jokes, international development, international relations, it's fucking distracting, italian exchange students, italy, jon & stephen getting their own tag, jon stewart, kenya, late-night conversations, laughing, love among the cholla, love at church functions, love in a time..., love in all-nighters, love in banter, love in bootstrap's bootstraps, love in business class, love in city love, love in confused moments, love in fairy tales, love in glitter eyeshadow, love in good grammar, love in iambic pentameter, love in imaginary interviews, love in pointe shoes, love in sexy accents, love in spam threads, love in story love, love in swivel chairs, love in the 'stacks', love in the slums, love in thigh-high wellingtons, love in un charters, love on a clothesline, love on pirate ships, love on trains, love with chewed fingernails, love with childhood friends, love with french boys, love with hunger pangs, love with pie, love with skinned knees, magical zebras with wings, malfoy you little shit, music, my cottage, narnia, national ballet of canada, neil gaiman, neocitran, new orleans, new york city, nutella, ooohm er, pancakes, particularly good finders, pelvic thrusts, pie for breakfast, politics, pretentious coffee shops, public transportation, puck, pussywillows, rahm emanuel, reading, reading aloud, really tall christmas trees, roger federer winning things, russian epics, s'mores, saguaro cacti, saying tyler attwood's name, sexy development workers, shakespeare, silver linings, snow days, stephen colbert, strawberry shortcake, swan lake, tall ships, tchaikovsky, thai food, the colbert report, the daily show, the nutcracker, the west wing, thunderstorms, toronto, traditions, travelling, unfulfillable dreams, vegetables, volunteering, washing dishes, world maps, writing

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